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Top 10 movie men in tights Athos, Porthos and Aramis might not ever say that little maxim out loud, but it s pretty much the unofficial motto of The Three Musketeers. Because sure as those French swashbucklers belong on the big screen their latest incarnation debuts this week they belong in tights. The trio isn t alone, of course. There may be just three musketeers, but there are countless more movie men in tights (D Artagnan, included). Here are just 10 of our favourites. An amalgam of every washed up WWF wrestler from the late 80s/early 90s, Randy Ram (Mickey Rourke) is a man at the end of his rope, trying to be a good father and lover while choking out the last gasps of fame from his once glorious wrestling career. Naturally, Ram and his cohorts squeeze into their ugg boots store blood soaked tights in order to beat the living bejeezus out of each other, making every death defying Jam look that much cooler."> 9. William Shakespeare (Shakespeare in Love, 1998) A pair of tights is a pair of tights, and a pair of tights by any other name would breathe just as poorly. Shakespeare (Joseph Fiennes) knows this maxim all too well which is why we assume he spends a good chunk of 1998 Oscar winning Best Picture out of the damned things, rolling around in bed with Gwyneth best ugg boots Paltrow. Either that or Elizabethan era textiles totally chafe."> 8. Chazz Michael Michaels Jimmy MacElroy (Blades of Glory, 2007) After rival men figure skaters Chazz Michael Michaels (Will Ferrell) and Jimmy MacElroy (Jon Heder) are banned from singles competition they find a loophole that allows them to re enter the competitive skating world: become the first all male duo. A comedy lampooning the colourful world of Olympic figure skating, Blades of Glory provides several opportunities for Michaels and MacElroy to stuff their axles into spandex."> 7. Dread Pirate Roberts (The Princess Bride, 1987) Once upon a time, there lived a beautiful maiden named Buttercup (Robin Wright) and a simple farm boy named Wesley (Cary Elwes). Every day, Buttercup would call for the farm boy, and no matter what she would ask of him, the farm boy would humbly comply, sweetly telling her, "As you wish." At some point or another presumably long ago and far away and featured in a hypothetical deleted scene from this beloved cult film Buttercup must have ordered poor Wesley to change into a pair of black spandex leggings, and never remove them even if he was captured by pirates, trained in the ways of a swashbuckling assassin then chased through the fireswamps by an evil prince. Because tights are pretty much all he wears in this movie."> 6. Kevin Flynn (Tron, 1982) Digital programs are people too, or they were in this revolutionary 1982 film in which curious programmer Kevin Flynn (Jeff Bridges) accidently transports himself into a computer mainframe. Inside the digital world, Flynn is digitized from his human form into a representation of his program in order to combat the evil Sark. For some reason, this requires manly glowing tights."> 5. Dr. Frank N Furter (The Rocky Horror Picture Show, 1975) Keep your stinking jeggings, D Artagnan. Real men wear fishnet, thigh high stockings. Exhibit A: Dr. Frank N Furter (Tim Curry), one sweet transvestite from transexual Transylvania and a guy who knows that hosiery pairs best with killer platform pumps. Like all the other Men in Tights on this list, though, Frank s signature leg wear is all part of the uniform, just one body con accessory that helps him do his job better that job being the seduction of innocents and a speedo clad Frankenstein monster."> 4. Peter Pan (Peter Pan, 2003) As a boy who never grow up, Peter Pan (Jeremy Sumpter) has eternity to figure out the perfect look. What he ends up with is a clever green tights/tunic combo which allows for easy flying/general tomfoolery. Surprisingly, it doesn get him beat up. Legolas (Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, 2003) When you re a millennia old elfin prince, a master bowman, a member of the Fellowship and capable of scaling one of those mountain sized \"Mumakil\" elephant beasties slaying both it and the army of baddies riding it all while getting the ladies all upons, you re allowed to wear whatever you want. Tights and tunics included. Besides, when you re busy with the kind of bananas ass kickery previously described, a little stretch and give is surely appreciated."; arrAlt[9] = "Legolas"; 3. Legolas (Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, 2003) When you re a millennia old elfin prince, a master bowman, a member of the Fellowship and capable of scaling one of those mountain sized "Mumakil" elephant beasties slaying both it and the army of baddies riding it all while getting the ladies all upons, you re allowed to wear whatever you want. Tights and tunics included. Besides, when you re busy with the kind of bananas ass kickery previously described, a little stretch and give is surely appreciated."> 2. Superman (Superman, 1978) It a bird! it a plane! No, it a dude in tights. The most popular superhero of cheap mens ugg boots sale them all, Superman (Christopher Reeve), has spent his decades in pop culture existence evolving from a square jawed cartoon who could leap tall buildings in a single bound to a tall and dreamy boy who can stop falling planes and even turn back time. Imagine all the super chafing that would happen had Canadian born artist Joe Shuster drawn him with pants. Yowch.">

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